Funny things my kids say:
Myah - mommy are you ticklish on your head? (while we are driving down the road to church)
ME- probably, I'm not sure,
MYAH-Jesus is tickling you right now-heheheheh (a couple of seconds go by)
MYAH-Jesus is tickling my belly-hehehehe

SCOTT-(this morning on his way out the door) Bye bye Mason, love you
MASON-bye bye toot toot puddle (tv show about two pigs named Toot and Puddle)
SCOTT-bye bye monkeybutt
Mason-bye bye sweetheart, poopoo potty

Madeline-It snowed! Snow day, snow day, snow day
ME-we are already at school, we don't have to drive in the snow
Madeline-It's still snowing that means I get a snow day. Snow days are for playing in the snow!